From Twitter 12-28-2010

[jabber_moose]

• I'm making a list, but not checking it twice. Gonna find out if my plans will suffice. @morganoconner is comin' to tooownnn
  
• Can i just ask why someone would aim to become the fattest person in the world? :(
  
• in 2 hours she ate two 25-pound turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15 lbs. of potatoes, five loaves of bread...
  
• 5 lbs. of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and 20 lbs. of vegetables.
  
• a "salad" of marshmallows, cream cheese, whipped cream and cookies.
  
• oh my god i'm CRYING @tiptoe39 *clings*
  
• I've had a craving for pie for days. Then it got tucked away. Now it's back. Thanks @Dean_Winchest
  
• jay-moose in a manger strikes again
  
• i got so excited, i couldn't spell episode
  
• Dillon snotted on my sheets
  
• WHY DID NOBODY GET ME GLEE KARAOKE FOR WII /sarcasm
  
• Dillon just stretched out and rested his leg on my shoulder
  
• D:
  
• i had a half eaten candy apple in the fridge. There this afternoon. Mom asked dad if he saw it...Dad got really defensive and flipped on us
  
• Trying not to place blame, but me and mom know he ate my candy apple, and he's feeling backed into a corner
  
• chicagoxnative: I have someone on Facebook who will write their status, like it, AND write their own... http://tumblr.com/xaw15ggg14
  
• heartzies: Oh god, i recognized that ass waaay too fast. Er. Shin Chan? http://tumblr.com/xaw15ghppr
  
• Photo: tiptoe39: I’m too distracted by the flipped tie D: http://tumblr.com/xaw15gi516
  
• holy fuck that was not supposed to go to Twitter D:
  
• Photo: thesermyshoes: tearing up just looking at the picture http://tumblr.com/xaw15gixza
  

Tweets copied by twittinesis.com