jabber_moose | From Twitter 12-28-2010

I'm making a list, but not checking it twice. Gonna find out if my plans will suffice. @morganoconner is comin' to tooownnn
Can i just ask why someone would aim to become the fattest person in the world? :(
in 2 hours she ate two 25-pound turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15 lbs. of potatoes, five loaves of bread...
5 lbs. of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and 20 lbs. of vegetables.
a "salad" of marshmallows, cream cheese, whipped cream and cookies.
oh my god i'm CRYING @tiptoe39 *clings*
I've had a craving for pie for days. Then it got tucked away. Now it's back. Thanks @Dean_Winchest
jay-moose in a manger strikes again
i got so excited, i couldn't spell episode
Dillon snotted on my sheets
WHY DID NOBODY GET ME GLEE KARAOKE FOR WII /sarcasm
Dillon just stretched out and rested his leg on my shoulder
D:
i had a half eaten candy apple in the fridge. There this afternoon. Mom asked dad if he saw it...Dad got really defensive and flipped on us
Trying not to place blame, but me and mom know he ate my candy apple, and he's feeling backed into a corner
chicagoxnative: I have someone on Facebook who will write their status, like it, AND write their own... http://tumblr.com/xaw15ggg14
heartzies: Oh god, i recognized that ass waaay too fast. Er. Shin Chan? http://tumblr.com/xaw15ghppr
Photo: tiptoe39: I’m too distracted by the flipped tie D: http://tumblr.com/xaw15gi516
holy fuck that was not supposed to go to Twitter D:
Photo: thesermyshoes: tearing up just looking at the picture http://tumblr.com/xaw15gixza

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