*Snorfles*

So i'm going to the kitchen to feed the dogs, when the phone rings.

We're expecting a call from a place that's delivering Grandma's oxygen when she comes tomorrow. So i pick up.

"Hello?"

"Hello, this is Monica from Great Expectations. We're contacting singles in the area. You are single, right?"

*blink. Pause.* 

"No, i'm not." 

Phone goes *click*

WTF? *giggles*

Okay, now i feed my two...children