My computer is a barstad.

and a smeghead.

It's funny how i don't separate 'computer' and 'internet.' if my internet is down, my computer officially sucks.

Well, children, i probably haven't much  time for this little chat. I told my mom i spend too much time on the puter anyway...it's become bipolar.

Going to download yet another trial of POTOSOP. (Sop! Azzant! SOP!) before this poops out on me.

Pip pip!