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good/intense writing has spoiled me for a relationship. GDI
Someone come and withdraw the dagger from my chest at that tweet, yes?
anyone know if post offices are actually open on President's Day?
Thanks everybuddy
Has come to my attention that upping Dillon's Vetryol dose means i go through meds faster, thus paying more often. Ooh, clever bastard
Guy who bought my laptop just emailed to say he might have to cancel the order 'cause his wife is pregnant and doesn't need the extra stress
This dude needs to stop screwing with my head
I've come to the conclusion that @MrJasonRBrown is a sorcerer or something. Things look crappy? Listen to his music and suddenly it's okay
I think i need to make a Jason Robert Brown CD Mix. Oh, @EricaCV, where you at? :p
Hey @Strix__Nebulosa you need to answer something on my behalf for @tiptoe39, okay?
Dear @tiptoe39, ilu forever, but i'm going to have to drag @kettlebag into this big mess
NO, DARLING. I BELIEVE IT WAS "I COULD HAVE WRITTEN THIS SHIT IN MY SLEEP" <3
Can someone explain how @tiptoe39 dissing JRB turned into an ABBA sing-along?
YES! "GETTING OUT" ILU PANDORA
..Why is Spring Awakening on my JRB station?
Okay, i like Lost Horizon. Moar?
Snow? Surely you are fucking with me
I thought we were done with this snow crap
So, yeah. I totally had a minor heart attack at "Neil Young Dies at 66". The soccer player. Not..yeah
5 inches. No big deal. (That's what she said)
Aw, but why you gotta rain on my birthday, world? Good thing i'm Jewish...good luck
I'll climb inside my head awhile/my demons have a date with me #everysongisSPN
BRILLIANCE STRIKES! @FHornChickie will be fixing me up with Stonehenge Apocalypse, then Meta Ep, but what if...BLAZING SADDLES. MUST. HAVE
I think it would be a crime against humanity not to watch Blazing Saddles before the meta ep, right?
Last year, since Mom and Dad were working on my birthday, i treated myself to a Jeeves & Wooster marathon
I think this year calls for a Mel Brooks Marathon. But definitely Blazing Saddles pre-French Mistake
Going to pacify the parental unit and kick his ass in Wii
Work tomorrow. Just watched any good mood get flushed down the potty
i need to think about dinner. But we're a bit foodless, and i didn't want to go with Dad to Applebees
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no. not losing another laptop to Dillon's paws
when i start writing again, i'm dipping into Merlin fandom
Dogs are on crack today
My dogs are snoring, and i can only describe it as a see-saw snore. Charlie, then Dillon, then Charlie, then Dillon