From Twitter 02-20-2011

[jabber_moose]

• good/intense writing has spoiled me for a relationship. GDI
  
• Someone come and withdraw the dagger from my chest at that tweet, yes?
  
• anyone know if post offices are actually open on President's Day?
  
• Thanks everybuddy
  
• Has come to my attention that upping Dillon's Vetryol dose means i go through meds faster, thus paying more often. Ooh, clever bastard
  
• Guy who bought my laptop just emailed to say he might have to cancel the order 'cause his wife is pregnant and doesn't need the extra stress
  
• This dude needs to stop screwing with my head
  
• I've come to the conclusion that @MrJasonRBrown is a sorcerer or something. Things look crappy? Listen to his music and suddenly it's okay
  
• I think i need to make a Jason Robert Brown CD Mix. Oh, @EricaCV, where you at? :p
  
• Hey @Strix__Nebulosa you need to answer something on my behalf for @tiptoe39, okay?
  
• Dear @tiptoe39, ilu forever, but i'm going to have to drag @kettlebag into this big mess
  
• NO, DARLING. I BELIEVE IT WAS "I COULD HAVE WRITTEN THIS SHIT IN MY SLEEP" <3
  
• Can someone explain how @tiptoe39 dissing JRB turned into an ABBA sing-along?
  
• YES! "GETTING OUT" ILU PANDORA
  
• ..Why is Spring Awakening on my JRB station?
  
• Okay, i like Lost Horizon. Moar?
  
• Snow? Surely you are fucking with me
  
• I thought we were done with this snow crap
  
• So, yeah. I totally had a minor heart attack at "Neil Young Dies at 66". The soccer player. Not..yeah
  
• 5 inches. No big deal. (That's what she said)
  
• Aw, but why you gotta rain on my birthday, world? Good thing i'm Jewish...good luck
  
• I'll climb inside my head awhile/my demons have a date with me #everysongisSPN
  
• BRILLIANCE STRIKES! @FHornChickie will be fixing me up with Stonehenge Apocalypse, then Meta Ep, but what if...BLAZING SADDLES. MUST. HAVE
  
• I think it would be a crime against humanity not to watch Blazing Saddles before the meta ep, right?
  
• Last year, since Mom and Dad were working on my birthday, i treated myself to a Jeeves & Wooster marathon
  
• I think this year calls for a Mel Brooks Marathon. But definitely Blazing Saddles pre-French Mistake
  
• Going to pacify the parental unit and kick his ass in Wii
  
• Work tomorrow. Just watched any good mood get flushed down the potty
  
• i need to think about dinner. But we're a bit foodless, and i didn't want to go with Dad to Applebees
  
• ==========='
  
• no. not losing another laptop to Dillon's paws
  
• when i start writing again, i'm dipping into Merlin fandom
  
• Dogs are on crack today
  
• My dogs are snoring, and i can only describe it as a see-saw snore. Charlie, then Dillon, then Charlie, then Dillon
  

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