From Twitter 02-05-2011

[jabber_moose]

• RT @JennQPublic: @LisaLikes If you're not willing to deepthroat a spoon, you're clearly not a True Fan of Nutella. Or AMERICA. @bradwyman
  
• I love being in the second class on Saturday. there's an 8-11, and an 11-2. I'm in 11-2. My friends in 8-11 report what we're doing on FB
  
• Class time
  
• Oh...hello, fever.
  
• Fever is back, close the freaking dooooooorrrrr oh god
  
• Class was a killer today. I now know at least 6 different forms of emasculation. So..don't mess with me, dudes
  
• fricksspeculumartificialvaginaemasculatorkantsuckballinggun
  
• is @jumblejim making his rounds on the cast again? @mishacollins, @GrooveGoddess @dicksp8jr . Maybe he's fon… (cont) http://deck.ly/~9BgUC
  
• I think that's enough emasculation studying for one night, yes?
  
• I think everyone needs to know that a tool used to wean calves is called Kantsuck. That's the name. Kantsuck.
  
• I was being all sulky and philosophical and boo-hooey about my life after class. I think i'm over it.
  
• Today i was told the weirdest possible thing in the history of ever. "Lauren, go online and look at sex toys. For fun."
  
• boy, all these sex toys made me hungry
  
• eating Hummel cake and thinking of @Sunset_magick & @Strix__Nebulosa
  
• RT @marie926: Nobody has stepped up 2 foster Coco our senior dog. pls cross post her plight! Visit http://www.hvspca.org/ #NY #Adopt RT ...
  

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