Mar. 19th, 2011 06:04 pm
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Repeated meme stolen from[ profile] jnhardyzmercy 

Choose 10 characters (preferably from the same fandom) and answer the questions that follow. No peeking until your list is done!

However, since i'm such a rebel, i've decided to do multiple fandoms. Take that, society!

My Characters:

1) Josh (Being Human-US)
2) Merlin (Merlin)
3) Gabriel (Supernatural)
4) Reginald Jeeves (Jeeves and Wooster)
5) Gregory House (House MD)
6) Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood/Doctor Who)
7) Aziraphale (Good Omens)
8) Nan (The Catherine Tate Show)
9) Marshall (United States of Tara)
10) Mark Cohen (RENT)

Okay, I just have to put this out there. I just did ten different fandoms right there. You don't understand the pure agony i just went through. Like, I'm going to aneurysm.


Now, a Q & A from your sponsor )
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Stolen from [ profile] icarus_chained 

Name a character I've written about, and I will tell you three things that I think are essential to keep in mind when writing that character.
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I stole this from [ profile] morganoconner 

These are 3 "snippets" from 3 WIP stories i have. I only picked three, because if i put down more, i'd just depress myself.

1) When Ianto returned, he wasn’t sure which was more surprising- the fact that Jack was still out for the count, or that he was not alone.

The man was in his thirties, kneeling at Jack’s side, a hand pressed to Jack’s forehead. His dark hair was tousled, as though he’d been mussing it with his hands, head bowed in a sense that Ianto could only describe as reverent, lips moving wordlessly. He was a smaller man than Jack or Ianto, though his tan trenchcoat gave him a slightly more intimidating appearance.

“Er, hello?” Ianto’s mind was racing, compiling an explanation for the well-meaning stranger who happened upon his temporarily deceased boss, and to the Retcon resting inconspicuously in his jacket pocket.

The man lifted his gaze to Ianto, eyes startlingly blue in the lamplight, solemn and searching. “I am sorry,” he stated without inflection. How the man could actually give the impression of absolute sincerity without so much a flicker of expression was beyond Ianto, but he managed it. “I was too late.”

As Ianto stepped forward, a lie and a reassuring word on his tongue, Jack surged into life with a tortured gasp, clutching at the man’s trenchcoat. His gaze focused on the man, registering, before a suggestive grin made its way to his face.

“Well,” Jack said, one brow raising in interest. “Hello there. You’re not Ianto.”

The aforementioned Welshman let out a relieved sigh he wasn’t aware he’d been holding since he arrived back on scene.

“I am not,” the man agreed, studying Jack with a straight face. “I am Castiel, an angel of the Lord.”

2) When Sam got back to his place, he was surprised to hear Jess’ laughter before he even unlocked the door.

Marc was sitting at their dining room table, drinking their coffee, and making his girlfriend laugh until tears ran down her face.

“Sam!” Marc greeted, cheerfully. “You’re home early.”

Sam looked between them, and Jess just smiled. “You left your man purse at class. Marc dropped it off.”

Sam didn’t have a man purse.

Or a bag, for that matter.

Marc grinned at Sam, eyes burning an unusual gold, and an unexpected chill swept through Sam. Something inside  of him whispered about a past life, of demons and never stopping- blood and death, burning, and a hand in his.

Don’t look, Sammy.

Don’t look.

Sam suddenly crossed the room, grabbing Marc’s arm, and pulling him out of the room.

“Forceful,” Marc said. “Kinky. You only needed to say…”

“Who are you?” Sam demanded, pressing Marc’s smaller frame against the wall. “What are you?”

“Okay, hands off the merchandise,” Marc pried Sam’s fingers from his upper arms. “Stop being a cray-cray. You ever think that maybe I just like you?”

Oh, God.

Jess was right.

Marc was gay for him.

Sam released Marc, stepping back. “Sorry.”

Marc shrugged, rubbing his arms. “Geez, what do you pack in those gigantor arms of yours, steroids?”

“I’m sorry,” Sam repeated, lamely.

Marc was unusually silent for a moment, looking up at Sam, mouth drawn into a tight line, eyes suddenly dark and sympathetic.

“No, Sam. I’m sorry.” The shorter man turned, called goodbye to Jess, and left.

3) "That's it," the pizzaman's voice was pitched low, seductive. "Unzip your pants. The kids are still outside. Nobody'll know."

Castiel paused, brow furrowing. He hadn't recalled that line the first time, but perhaps he had been too distracted.

"Are you honestly going to protest? It's just me and you, now. I won't tell," the man's smile was disarming enough, and Castiel slid his zipper down with a low sigh.

"We shouldn't do this," Castiel informed the pizzaman along with the babysitter. "They'll be back in any minute."

"An extra tip'll seal the deal," The pizzaman grinned, and there was something in his eyes, something unstaged, raw, and purely mischievous that made Castiel's nerves stand on end, and then there was a sharp pull on his Grace. The room flooded with a new kind of light, and the unconvincing protests of the babysitter were drowned out.

When the light faded, Castiel was no longer alone in the room. He was filled with a sense of breathless awe at the sight of the pizzaman standing before him, striped shirt untucked from unbuckled ironed slacks.

Castiel supposed the feeling he had wasn't unlike the one Dean experienced when he spoke of Dr. Sexy, MD, before he was sufficiently scarred from the TVLand experience when Gabriel-


Gabriel, who had taken on the form of Dean's "idol."

Gabriel, who led the brothers to cage Lucifer through the use of Casa Erotica.

The pull he had been receiving to this particular form of entertainment, and the character he had 'learned' to kiss from standing before him. It was no coincidence.

"Gabriel," Castiel confirmed, the knowledge that his brother was somehow alive and standing before him sending his emotions into a spiral.

"Special delivery, kiddo," Gabriel grinned.

And that was when Castiel moved to punch him.

He had learned that from the Righteous Man.

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Funny how i was just talking about improving my writing (Well, improving writing Gabriel, but the song remains the same)


Meme time

Dec. 17th, 2010 01:14 pm
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Stolen from [ profile] zekkass . Helps me procrastinate

Leave a comment on my journal about this meme, and:

1. I'll respond with something random I like about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie/episode of SPN reminds me of you.
3. I'll name something we should do together.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll leave you a quote that is somehow appropriate to you.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you. (You don't have to answer!)
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal so you can do the same for other people. Okay, must is a little strong.
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stolen from [ profile] qthelights 

How you know you're reading a fic by [ profile] jabber_moose 

1. If it's NC-17, there will have been frotting/clothed/wall sex
2. It'll be a little abstract
3. Reading it will have  a  'flowy' feeling
4. There will always be a beginning, middle, and end
5. Pairings may vary, but it will typically be "generic" (Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabriel, Jack/Ianto, Tony/Control, etc)
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I stole this from [ profile] icarus_chained  because i want to write something, but i'm feeling blocked up

Pick a paragraph (or any passage less than 500 words) from any story I've written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the characters' heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.

I mean, i don't expect replies, since i write mostly commentfics (Most of which are under 500), and those are short. So, yeah

But *shrugs* I mean, i've written Boffle and Jooster things that are longer.

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"Remember when I told you I'd tell you when we were in too deep?"


"We're in too deep!"

~Max Bialstock to Leo Bloom, The Producers.

*deep breath*

So, classes begin next week. Two days a week, only, but they're back to back, Wednesdays and Saturdays. I plan on busting my ass to do well in.

So, naturally, with that in mind

I signed up for [ profile] hc_bingo , [ profile] schmoop_bingo , and the Five Acts Meme.

Plus Something Else Big, but that's Classified Information.
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I'm a meme-thief! Stolen from [ profile] retrophysics 

1. Put your Music Player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

Rules 1. Put your Music Player on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. )
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I ganked a meme from [ profile] crimson_antics  'cause i need something mindless to do. I was going to put up a ranty venty post, then went...maybe not.

Under here )
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I'm a petty thief. I stole this from [ profile] zekkass 

Go to
Type in answers to the following questions
Post the first definition it gives you

1) Your Name: Lauren
a beautiful girl whom makes you go crazy
-On a side note: that 'whom' is kind of irritating me. Che sera, sera

2) Your age: 22
The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together.
-You think?

3) One of your friends: Erica
The most beautiful queens to ever walk the face of this earth...women named erica are fierce by nature and generally quite sassy.
-Word to this

**4) What should you be doing: Swimming
a way to stop from drowning
-It's a true-ism
Just to note, the true answer is 'Paying for textbooks that i can barely pay for even used' but no matter how you word it, not even Urban Dictionary has an answer for that one.

5) Favorite color: Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
-I'm a drug addict, that's why.

6) Birthplace: Brooklyn
Best borough of NYC. The home of many greats; rappers, actors, singers, loactions for great movies, pizza, nail places, hair salons, etc.


May. 31st, 2010 11:59 am
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 From [ profile] zekkass 

✿ Leave a comment saying I'M ON A BOAT!
✿ I'll respond by asking you five questions to satisfy my curiosity.
✿ Update your journal with the answers to your questions.
✿ Include this explanation and offer to ask other people questions.

Questions posed by [ profile] zekkass 

1. What's the funniest book you've ever read?
Funniest book i ever read. I'd probably have to go with either I Am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen Colbert or Wake up, Sir! by Jonathan Ames

2. Why did you give your manga away?
I was moving across the country  I can't believe you remembered this and didn't want to cart my entire collection. Besides, i knew they'd be going to a good home

3. So what are your thoughts on yaoi? XD
Someone's been hitting up [ profile] fanficrants haven't they? God, those tags slay me every time. Anyway. Yaoi was my kick off to the world of fandom, actually. For a more serious answer to it, i like it because of how it's usually written. It's kind of tough to find alot of writing where it's not all..damsel in distress, happily ever after. I like something with substance, something that presents a challenge.

A guy can easily bring a girl home and family can be like, "HOORAY!

Guy brings a guy home? Not so easy all the time.

Also: Japanese culture is a plus. I love learning

4. Explain why you like Dean/Castiel to me again.
Why i like Dean/Castiel. One of the things i don't think we've discussed before is the fact that i can like them as a pairing, but as a friendship, they're dynamic as well.

There's that in your face intensity. The savior/saved (but who's who, anyway?). The parallel between Cas and God, and Dean and John. I think Cas was introduced at the ideal time, too. Dean's life has revolved around Sam, and when Cas entered the picture, Sam was pretty deep in demon blood territory. Dean needed someone else in his life, even if he was a dick.

Doesn't hurt that Cas can't die too easily, whereas everyone else in Dean's life has. Sure, explosions, banishments. And Cas isn't...a burden. He doesn't rely on Dean to save him.

Also, they're both BAMFs.

The fandom isn't lacking in awesome fics, either

5. Favorite musical? Why?

Why would you do this to me? Just...why? I mean, seriously. It's cruel and unusual punishment. I have half a mind not to even answer this. I'm totally stalling.

Let me try this. If you said..mayybe...a theme/genre?

"Of the musicals you want to sing along and dance in your seat to. Between Mamma Mia and Footloose, which would you choose?" Footloose

I don't even.

This is cruel.

I answered. I answered vaguely. I semi-answered.

I plead the fifth on this one
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I did one of those 12-character number replacement memes, Supernatural style. (With House and Wilson, cause i needed two more)

This should not have been attempted. I should be out getting my pie ingredients. Damnit.


1) Crowley
2) Gabriel
3) Bobby
5) Dean
6) Sam
7) Death
8) Lucifer
9) Chuck
10) Becky

11) Gregory House

12) James Wilson

Batter up )


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My writers juices are clogged and backed up.

Name a character.

I'll post a "theme song" for them

As of now:
Pardon the Aida...flood

Sam Marks
Moving Too Fast
Sunrise, Sunset

Andrew Cole
Like Father, Like Son

Easy As Life
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Ask me one fandom-related question in the comments. This can be fandom specific, general, or about fandom/lj stuff/fic writing/etc. in general.

Just one question, please, but it can (and perhaps should) have sub-parts.

Question can be as wacky as you want. Ask me about tv shows, characters, fanfic in general, fandom issues/meta, anything about any of my stories specifically. Whatever you want.

I am a meme-thief!
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From [ profile] zekkass

* Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
* Turn to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post that sentence along with these instructions on your LJ.
* Don't dig for your favourite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.

"Unfortunately, we hadn't caught anything on our cameras, because one was in the basement, and the other had been moved to the kitchen." Seeking Spirits by Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson. (Grant's POV)


Dec. 10th, 2009 12:26 am
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Stolen from zekkass

1. Write down the names of 10 characters.
2. Write a fic of fifteen words or less for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.

1. Hatter
2. Ianto Jones
3. The Doctor (Ten)
4. Radames
5. Mark Cohen
6. Dr. James Wilson
7. Max Bialystock
8. Tony Murchison
9. Lauren Cooper
10. Justin Taylor

Shitty fics are shitty. I can't write on a good day...and started this far too late. )Read more... )
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I had this idea at work. I don't know why, but...

Here are 5 fandom characters (numbered) and 5 situations (lettered).

Mix and match one number/character and a situation/letter, and i'll do a drabble-ish thing with it in a comment

Shall we?

1. Tony Murchison

2. Captain Jack Harkness

3. Ludwig (Germany- Hetalia)

4. Reginald Jeeves

5. Doctor James Wilson


A) MPreg

B) Amnesia

C) Bodyswap (with another character from the same/different fandom)

D) Unrequited love

E) Mindreading

~ETA: If you'd like, feel free to add a genre. Romance, angst, can be optional..otherwise i'll just twist it however
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Meme from [personal profile] zekkass
I had to. Fandom: 'Hetalia Axis Powers'/ Axis Powers Hetalia..whichever floats your boat

Choose 10 characters (preferably from the same fandom) and answer the questions that follow. No peeking until your list is done! )


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