Choose 10 characters (preferably from the same fandom) and answer the questions that follow. No peeking until your list is done!
However, since i'm such a rebel, i've decided to do multiple fandoms. Take that, society!
1) Josh (Being Human-US)
2) Merlin (Merlin)
3) Gabriel (Supernatural)
4) Reginald Jeeves (Jeeves and Wooster)
5) Gregory House (House MD)
6) Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood/Doctor Who)
7) Aziraphale (Good Omens)
8) Nan (The Catherine Tate Show)
9) Marshall (United States of Tara)
10) Mark Cohen (RENT)
Okay, I just have to put this out there. I just did ten different fandoms right there. You don't understand the pure agony i just went through. Like, I'm going to aneurysm.
1. Characters 4, 9 and 10 are at an arcade. What game do they choose to play, and who wins?
Jeeves, Marshall, and Mark Cohen. Basically, it’s up to Marshall and Mark to choose, because Jeeves is from the 1920s. Mark and Marshall choose a classic 80s game, since Mark is from the 80s, and Marshall’s a bit of an old soul. However, Jeeves wins, because he instantly figures out the innerworkings and strategy of the game, because he’s Jeeves, damnit
2. Make up an e-mail address for 6.
(According to books, he has one but…) ForeverIsOverrated@AnytimeAnywhere.com
3. If 8 had an iPod or some kind of music player, what kinds of songs would you find in it?
Heavy Metal, Screaming, and Cole Porter or Frank Sinatra
4. What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?
We would totally watch movies, listen to classic showtunes, eat ice cream out of the tubs, and talk about slash and gay relationships
5. Do you think 6 and 4 are made for each other?
Baby, Jack Harkness is made for anyone. But no, because Bertie and Jeeves are forever MFEO, and I just think Jeeves would be a version of Ianto that wouldn’t put out.
6. 1 challenges 3 to a no-holds-barred duel. Who will win and how?
Josh challenges Gabriel to a no-holds-barred duel. Oh, Jesus…Gabriel, naturally. Even if it was Josh’s..erm..’time of the month’, he’s got nothing on my BAMF Trickster-Archangel. However, Gabriel would probably win Trickster-style, make Josh run with a pack of wolves, and make him the low-dog on the totem pole.
7. 7, 2 and 1 order a pizza. What toppings does each one request, and what do the others think of the choices?
Aziraphale, Merlin, and Josh order a pizza. Oh, hell….Aziraphale would want vegetables, or something healthy. Merlin doesn’t even know what pizza is, and Josh would order extra meat. As for what the others think, you’ve got a Principality of Heaven, the sorcerer Merlin, and a werewolf. Do you really think anyone is judging, here?
8. What subject would 1 teach if s/he were a teacher/professor?
9. 5 and 10 go on their first date. Where would they go, and what would they do?
House and Mark go on their first date. They’d go somewhere cheap (which would suit House as well as Mark’s budget). House would analyze Mark, berate his life, and afterwards raid his flat. For drugs.
10. 6 sings karaoke and dedicates a song to 7. What song would s/he dedicate and why?
Jack Harkness dedicates a song to Aziraphale. He dedicates ‘Calling All Angels’ because he’s bemoaning his life, and feels the need to be cliché and subject Aziraphale to it.
11. How would 8 court 6?
Nan would bust out the filthiest innuendos imaginable. Jack would be hard to get, because he’d match her for each one.
12. Describe the relationship between 2 and 8 in the canon. Would you change it? Why?
Since there is no canon in this meme, Merlin realizes Nan is an actual witch, but in her time there was no penalty for it. Um, I adore Merlin, and would probably just keep them from meeting, or else Nan would end up with something dropped on her head.
13. In your list, who do you think is the perfect match for 3 and why?
EVERYONE. No, I’m going to go with Jack, because I’ve actually written Jack/Gabriel, and it intrigues me.
14. 2 has a dream where 10 tells him/her to save 1, who is facing certain doom. What would 2 do?
Merlin has a dream where Mark Cohen tells him to save Josh from certain doom. Merlin would do everything in his..ah….power….to comply. Because he’s adorkable and Merlin.
15. 9 and 6 are about to get married, until 3 crashes their wedding and abducts 9 against his/her will. 6 follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with his/her archrival, 1. They must then hijack some form of transportation from 8. in order to get to 3’s lair, where they must fight against 3’s evil zombified minions. What will happen next?
Marshall and Jack; Gabriel crashes and abducts Marshall. Jack follows, uneasy alliance with Josh, transportation from Nan. Yadda yadda. Oh, god, my brain.
PEDOPHILES EVERYWHERE. CALL THE COPS. Jack and Josh run in. Jack’s got his gun and his smile, and Josh is a werewolf, bitches. Gabriel’s just like, ‘lol no, we’re talking boy problems,’ and Jack gets probed (and likes it), and Josh is turned into a newborn puppy. Gabriel wins.
16. 9 receives a gift from 1. Does s/he open it or not? If so, what is inside?
Marshall receives a gift from Josh. He opens it, and inside is some sort of token encouraging Marshall to keep going, even though he’s surrounded by insanity…’cause a werewolf who’s best friends with a ghost and a vampire understands insanity.
17. 4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?
Jeeves would take it home, and promptly track doing its rightful owner (after blatantly using it to foil an engagement Bertie’s got wrapped up in)
18. 8 is dared by 4 to strip while pole-dancing in front of 7. Write a short dialogue about this.
“You like this, eh boys?” Nan cackled, lifting her skirt. “Kinky little bastards.”
“Madame, I’m going to have to request you keep your clothing on your person,” Jeeves said, wondering who drugged him to suggest such a lewd and heinous act.
“Oh dear,” Aziraphale ducked his head, face bright red. “Oh dear, I believe I’ve been scarred for life. Even moreso than when Crowley showed me his snake. Though, that wasn’t all too terrible. Crowley is a lovely snake.”
19. What smiley/emoticon would best describe 5?
20. If you had the chance to rewrite 1’s life, how would you change it?
The correct answer would be that he was never bitten/became a werewolf in the first place, but while he’d have a significantly better life, where would Sally and Aiden be?